Out of Context Awards: January 2004

Hm, all girls this time… Wasn’t intentional, just how it happened…

“Hey, you’re vibrating.” – Lindsay

I don’t know how that one happened. Craig was sitting next to Lindsay, and somehow, she found reason to say that.

“You look like Easter!” – Sarah

Sarah was loudly commenting on the wardrobe of Jenna and Ganesh.

“See, that’s why I’m not a squirrel.” – Megan

She was mentioning how someone she knew had run over a squirrel, and how it smelled. Another guy mentions how he ran over a squirrel with a mountain bike (but the squirrel was still okay). We all don’t want to be run over. I guess that’s why we’re all not squirrels.

Winner: “According to the Sexuality Information and Education Council of the United States (SIECUS), more than half of teenagers are virgins until they are at least 7 years of age…” – school newspaper article by Christina

Typo. She meant 17. But it was a hilarious typo.

[02/06/04 – EDIT: Was just quotes… commentary added today, which is way later than “tomorrow”]