Having grown up in a Republican family during the Clinton years, I’ve developed an irrational fear of Hillary Clinton. I don’t want her to run in ’08, and I don’t want her to ever become president. I’m sure if I looked her up, though, I’d find my reasons… but I’ll wait until ’08.

Anyway, here goes my future low-blow line for ’08:

Hillary: If she wasn’t good enough for Bill, she’s not good enough for America.

Tomorrow: Commentary on resignations

Day after tomorrow: Advice to Democratic Party