Daily Archives: September 8, 2005

Shut the Fucking Door

If you leave the door open for about thirty seconds, the fire alarm goes off. The fire alarm goes off quite often, and let me tell you, it is quite annoying. More annoying than the guy who has to yell, “Shut the fucking door.” You know what? If the fire alarm is going off, it’s already saying, “Shut the fucking door.” Because it sure ain’t saying, “There’s a fire.” If there is a fire here, we are all going to die. Instead of evacuating, we’ll be consumed by the flames, all the while wondering why no one shut the door.