When’s the last time I did a list-log? I completely forgot about the utility of these.

• No annoying songs
• No horrible TV specials
• Football
• No lying to children
• Christmas gets less magical as you get older
• Thanksgiving gets better with age
• Easier to ignore certain relatives
• No shopping (no parking!)
• Less decorating
• It’s only one day
• No burn-out from having to deal with it since after October
• Turkey
• Less rigamarole