Ultimate Mustache Ticket

Dear Jon Stewart,

Thank you for interviewing a walrus on your program last night. It was very informative.

Shawn McDonald

For the record, I think John Bolton might have the best mustache ever. I’m kinda unsatisfied with the candidates on the Republican side. I have a solution: The Ultimate Mustache Ticket.

For president: John Bolton.
For vice president: Geraldo Rivera.