One of my students used audio in his project. And I fucking hate audio. (This will in no way affect the grade.) For some reason, the volume control on the mac wasn’t working, so I had to search for the remote to mute the sound on the monitor. I couldn’t find the fucking remote. My desk is a mess, and I assumed it was somewhere there. So, I started cleaning up. While shuffling around papers, I discovered some glue sticks that I didn’t even know were there. I put them away, but one slipped out of the container, and bounced… off the remote face-down on the floor. Whatever works.