I went from 0-4 to 5-4. Very satisfying. I feel like such a boss.

I actually have the same record in my other league, although the path there was a little different. I lost this week because my best players, Knowshon Moreno and Frank Gore, were on bye. Plus, Maurice Jones-Drew was on bye, so I didn’t have a decent fill-in. I also sat Tom Brady because I am a fucking moron. Really? Jake Locker is terrible; what was I thinking?

I don’t think I have less boring news. No wait, my cousin is having a wedding this weekend, so that’s actually exciting.