http://www.agnoiology.com agnoiology: n. the study of human stupidity. This is the weblog of an agnoiologist, mostly studying myself. Thu, 11 Mar 2010 07:00:17 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I just designed this website for my friend Jason: Kahala Kitchens. http://www.agnoiology.com/2010/03/10/new-website/ Actual exchange with the cashier at Michael's: Cashier: "Why are you dressed up all snazzy? Do you have a hot date or something?" Me: "No, I always look this good." I'm ridiculous. I don't know how I say these things with a straight face. http://www.agnoiology.com/2010/03/04/im-ridiculous/ Real rule: Take off your tie before eating. I don't care where you are or who you are with. Even with a tie clip, life is too dangerous. And another thing: Buy more ties from the thrift store. These should be used on wild nights out. Also, it would be good ... http://www.agnoiology.com/2010/02/22/ties-and-eating/ A fake rule: Our most brilliant moves are never planned. They are half luck and half subconscious maneuvering. However, a story must always be invented in which you consciously planned this from the beginning, foreseeing everything before anyone ever caught on. If it's brilliant enough, even if you insist it's ... http://www.agnoiology.com/2010/02/22/a-fake-rule/ I'm not dressed to impress. I'm currently at home, doing nothing, and wearing a ratty old hoody. Feels good to not care about anyone else for a while. http://www.agnoiology.com/2010/02/21/dont-look/ I can be calm when I need to be. I had a dream last night where things seemed to fall apart. I was lost. When I found out where the nearest train station was, I become frustrated by the fact that I'd have to walk several miles, but I could ... http://www.agnoiology.com/2010/02/18/control/ Since when did I turn into a twenty-something who's out every weekend? http://www.agnoiology.com/2010/02/14/out/ I made a facebook event for my birthday party. I'm also calling people, giving them personal invites. People have remarked that this kind of personal invite doesn't happen much; some seem surprised, even. Thinking back through my recent personal experience, it does seem like most invites come through facebook. I'm ... http://www.agnoiology.com/2010/02/13/personal-invites/ I'm almost 23. I don't like this getting older thing, but at least I can take solace in the fact that I am still ridiculously immature. http://www.agnoiology.com/2010/02/11/a-bit-older/ Dear Shawn, When are you buying new socks? As always, Shawn Dear Shawn, I dunno, maybe this weekend. As always, Shawn Dear Shawn, What do you mean you don't know? This sock situation is getting ridiculous. Also, you need a haircut. As always, Shawn http://www.agnoiology.com/2010/02/10/socks/