Burger King Bill of Rights

Why does Burger King have a Bill of Rights? What is this travesty against democracy? It’s a burger monarchy! You have no rights!

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  1. Biff

    Obviously they’re ripping off of Round Table Pizza and the “Bill of Rights” that they were using for a while: http://roundtablepizza.tripod.com/

    I have to agree with you, regardless of how inappropriate a Bill of Rights may be in the context of King Arthur, unoriginality on the part of Burger King only serves to compound the absurdity of having such a symbol of freedom by undermining everything good and decent that democracy stands for.

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