SKrATchpEt: hey guess what

SCHIZO KILLER: what?

SKrATchpEt: i broke my arm snowboarding

SKrATchpEt: so now i can’t go to new orleans

SCHIZO KILLER: you’re typing rather quickly

SKrATchpEt: am i…..

SKrATchpEt: i can still move my fingers pretty well

SKrATchpEt: it’s my arm that;s broken

SCHIZO KILLER: which arm?

SKrATchpEt: shut up…..you ruin my april fools