Agnoiologist

As we approach the holiday season, some people are in the midst of finals and some are finished with finals. I thought it would be an interesting time to take a snapshot of student life via facebook status.

• Bill is wondering if he should burn his now obsolete texbooks. Mmm… fire….
• Paige is takin a nap then typin a paper ugh it never ends <3.
• Amanda is excited because Bobby is coming to the bay tomorrow!!
• Heather is no longer having the axe hanging over her head. NO MORE INTROSPECTION!
• Jessica is wondering when her hair will grow. She want more hair. She is wondering when she is going to get invited somewhere to have fun. Hello.
• Cassie is done being raped by cell bio forever.
• Grace is done with orgo, and moving on to bio. gasp.
• Kyle is overwhelmed with stress and tired but he cant help being happy… IT’S FUCKING X-MAS TIME!!!
• Jared is happy to be home.
• Bill is gonna make it through the semester, he thinks.
• Keshav is weqgtqwgr4hhar.
• Cary is Hansel: so hawt right now.
• Akemi is contantly thinking she is almost done with this semester but something new keeps popping up and having to be done for a class.
• Khang is going to a little place called crazy.
• Daniel is failure at orgo.
• Lisa is hating schedules right now. Damn them.
• Ian is waiting for one his finale then coming home!!
• Tym is having a party at his house tonight. Call if you want to come!
• Priya is done!!!!!!!!! and going home today!!!
• Jenny is inundated by chocolate.
• Sarah is finished everything, but Modernism! YAY.
• Tracey is flabby, fat and lazy.
• James is layin it down.
• Luciano is thinking of writing a giant pentavalent carbon on his exam.
• Nicha is going to see how many finals/papers/presentations she can bomb (or rather, hopefully not bomb) in 4 days.
• Daryl is no bueno.
• Jude is sleeping.
• Sarah is exploring SoCal with Elizabeth and Greg and loving it!
• Molly is freezing.
• Araceli is back in the stack =].
• Ashley is stuck at JHU for 4 more days wahhhhh.
• sean is walking the cow.
• Lizz is FUCKING CONFUSED.
• Robert is counting down for x mas.
• Elizabeth is done with three. Two left to go.
• Sabrina is all over Italy until December 26th!
• Emerald is home! =).
• Sharlene is a gigantic bouncy stressball.
• Al is happy because his soulmate is back.
• Chao is not dead yet.
• Ethan is packing up for his flight home tuesday morning.
• Njeri is is wishing her friends good luck on their Orgo, Chem and Econ exams.
• Steve is feeling like he is having a midlife crisis at age 19.
• Steve is almost certain that Life is just fucking with him at this point and not too pleased by the whole situation.
• Jessica is in the Philippines until the 31st. She misses everyone already.
• Andrew is so damn tired from studying he can’t even remember his name.
• Yessen is can’t wait till he gets to Crystal.
• Shana is in Hawaii with her favorites! :).
• Joseph is unwinding at home.
• Padma is not going to do that again…
• Andrew is hyphy.
• Marcus is missing stanford already.
• James is status.
• August is sadly ready to go back to school…
• Alex is back on the 18th.
• Dan is going to see his old pal shlomo.
• Leanne is home for two weeks.
• Jackie is – yes – actually cutting down that tree. But not getting very far…
• Ashley is not even concerned about math right now, cuz she’s back in the BAY.
• Ashley is sad to be away from emma.
• Monica is two finals down, one to go!
• Lauren is not done with exams yet.
• Eric is at home.
• Michael is excited for the end of finals on monday!!!
• Connie is wondering why the heck she’s spent the last hour playing bejeweled instead of studying for her final tomorrow.
• Paulo is giving out presents ;D.
• Ashley is so ready 2 go to China.
• Mary is at home.
• Vikram is almost outta the woods!

And myself?

• Shawn is figuring out how to focus.

Usually, when I do these, I’m checking for humor, but even my status is not an attempt at humor. I find this listlog to be a curious mixture of elation and anxiety. It’s interesting.