Daily Archives: December 18, 2006

End of Term Facebook Status Listlog

As we approach the holiday season, some people are in the midst of finals and some are finished with finals. I thought it would be an interesting time to take a snapshot of student life via facebook status.

  • Bill is wondering if he should burn his now obsolete texbooks. Mmm… fire….
  • Paige is takin a nap then typin a paper ugh it never ends <3.
  • Amanda is excited because Bobby is coming to the bay tomorrow!!
  • Heather is no longer having the axe hanging over her head. NO MORE INTROSPECTION!
  • Jessica is wondering when her hair will grow. She want more hair. She is wondering when she is going to get invited somewhere to have fun. Hello.
  • Cassie is done being raped by cell bio forever.
  • Grace is done with orgo, and moving on to bio. gasp.
  • Kyle is overwhelmed with stress and tired but he cant help being happy… IT’S FUCKING X-MAS TIME!!!
  • Jared is happy to be home.
  • Bill is gonna make it through the semester, he thinks.
  • Keshav is weqgtqwgr4hhar.
  • Cary is Hansel: so hawt right now.
  • Akemi is contantly thinking she is almost done with this semester but something new keeps popping up and having to be done for a class.
  • Khang is going to a little place called crazy.
  • Daniel is failure at orgo.
  • Lisa is hating schedules right now. Damn them.
  • Ian is waiting for one his finale then coming home!!
  • Tym is having a party at his house tonight. Call if you want to come!
  • Priya is done!!!!!!!!! and going home today!!!
  • Jenny is inundated by chocolate.
  • Sarah is finished everything, but Modernism! YAY.
  • Tracey is flabby, fat and lazy.
  • James is layin it down.
  • Luciano is thinking of writing a giant pentavalent carbon on his exam.
  • Nicha is going to see how many finals/papers/presentations she can bomb (or rather, hopefully not bomb) in 4 days.
  • Daryl is no bueno.
  • Jude is sleeping.
  • Sarah is exploring SoCal with Elizabeth and Greg and loving it!
  • Molly is freezing.
  • Araceli is back in the stack =].
  • Ashley is stuck at JHU for 4 more days wahhhhh.
  • sean is walking the cow.
  • Lizz is FUCKING CONFUSED.
  • Robert is counting down for x mas.
  • Elizabeth is done with three. Two left to go.
  • Sabrina is all over Italy until December 26th!
  • Emerald is home! =).
  • Sharlene is a gigantic bouncy stressball.
  • Al is happy because his soulmate is back.
  • Chao is not dead yet.
  • Ethan is packing up for his flight home tuesday morning.
  • Njeri is is wishing her friends good luck on their Orgo, Chem and Econ exams.
  • Steve is feeling like he is having a midlife crisis at age 19.
  • Steve is almost certain that Life is just fucking with him at this point and not too pleased by the whole situation.
  • Jessica is in the Philippines until the 31st. She misses everyone already.
  • Andrew is so damn tired from studying he can’t even remember his name.
  • Yessen is can’t wait till he gets to Crystal.
  • Shana is in Hawaii with her favorites! :).
  • Joseph is unwinding at home.
  • Padma is not going to do that again…
  • Andrew is hyphy.
  • Marcus is missing stanford already.
  • James is status.
  • August is sadly ready to go back to school…
  • Alex is back on the 18th.
  • Dan is going to see his old pal shlomo.
  • Leanne is home for two weeks.
  • Jackie is – yes – actually cutting down that tree. But not getting very far…
  • Ashley is not even concerned about math right now, cuz she’s back in the BAY.
  • Ashley is sad to be away from emma.
  • Monica is two finals down, one to go!
  • Lauren is not done with exams yet.
  • Eric is at home.
  • Michael is excited for the end of finals on monday!!!
  • Connie is wondering why the heck she’s spent the last hour playing bejeweled instead of studying for her final tomorrow.
  • Paulo is giving out presents ;D.
  • Ashley is so ready 2 go to China.
  • Mary is at home.
  • Vikram is almost outta the woods!

And myself?

  • Shawn is figuring out how to focus.

Usually, when I do these, I’m checking for humor, but even my status is not an attempt at humor. I find this listlog to be a curious mixture of elation and anxiety. It’s interesting.