You know what? I looked up the oil barge thing, and it was very, very boring. Like, honestly, I give as much a shit about this as I give a shit about John Mark Karr. Which is a very small amount of shit!
(To steal from Mr. Colbert) All you need to know: Iran’s being a punk-ass bitch again.
I know that isn’t exactly a paragon of civilized political discussion, but I’m in “not giving a shit” mode.