Daily Archives: June 2, 2004

Full House Rule

I don’t like the Olsen Twins. I don’t think they’re hot. You know why? Because they were on Full House. It’s a rule: You can’t think anyone from Full House is hot.

The Olsen Twins? No.

Bob Sagat? No. The hair! The unfunniness.

That one guy who’s doing the 10-10-flavor of the month commercials? Wannabe hot. Definitely not.

The one guy who did all the cartoon voices? No. Look at those outfits.

None of the girls on the show.

It’s just a rule. That, and they really aren’t all that pretty.