Since summer is nearing its end, I decided now would be a fun time for a Facebook status listlog:

• August is MOVING!!
• Kate is cleaning out her aviator of a summer’s worth of crap.
• Jason is announcing that the part tonight will be fucking crazy!!
• Tym is on campus all day.
• Sarah is listening to the clock tick.
• Cary is thinking of converting to Federerism.
• Matthew is going to be at work when his room assignment info goes online.
• Paige is missing her lovelys from school <3.
• Gina is missing her B______ 0:).
• Heather is counting the hours until she’s done with camp.
• Arash is is en route to baltimore via Raleigh, NC and a 311 concert.
• Ingrid is drinking espresso at Bully Blend’s.. w/ Jack Billion! (he’s at a different table) it’s a small world.
• Keshav is watching Zoey 101, hoping that Joycs (the puppy) will get a good home as she has been returned.
• Ethan is has eaten all the blackberry pie.
• Jeff is excited for Donatos.
• Terrence is remodeling.
• Cameron is sitting in CCJ 201.
• Stevie is exhausted.
• Tiffany is finally over the flu… looking forward to going back to hopkins!
• Bill is looking forward to making it back to Hopkins to chill with all you cool people.
• Shana is not looking forward to Friday. :(.
• Jessica is wanting to go home sleep, eat, talk to the fam and see Brian.
• Sean is remembered well at the Chelsea Hotel.
• Mike is a driver not a thinker.
• Shawn is concerned about Mother Nature. Mother! Nature!
• Ashley is listening to KMEL online cuz she misses the Bay.
• James is praying for daylight…of August 27th.
• Clara is probably still doing laundry.
• Winnie is debating the pros and cons of ethnic studies and theatre.
• Roy is done looking for a supplier.
• Christine is content after eating at the House of Chicken and Waffles.
• Jude is sucking in his gut.
• Ashley is thinking of Anna’s sweet lips…
• Elizabeth is in London.

There are a few gems in there, but none are as brilliant as mine:

• Shawn is a motherfucking snake on a motherfucking plane.